Noredi's realm of ranting

lol, more updating.

icecreamsoldier — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:31:55 +0000

Seems I’ve changed the look of my brog, and I enjoy it… expect it to change much until I find something I’m happy with. /poof

lol, update

icecreamsoldier — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:30:33 +0000

Well, lots of places to start… first off, Noredi proposed to his IC girlfriend, making her his fiance, also he found his lost daughter whom he lost contact with before the Third War and the fall of Lordaeron, only to find out she’s quite a bitch to everyone and had crime problems. Soon after such he’s been depressed that his unit has been sent back to Outland after the little ‘crusade’ he and the Company took to the Horde, killing many of them and camping them for just being Horde. To sum it up, he misses his fiance and really doesn’t want to face his responsibilities as second in command of the Company.

Dawn of War

icecreamsoldier — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:59:15 +0000

I just looooove Dawn of War, it’s one of my favorite games ever. All of it just gets me orgasming intensely. My favorite playable faction being the Imperial Guard, I love them so, so, so much. They’re a mix between Starship Troopers soldiers, Stormtroopers, and Soviets. They’re just so cool words cannot describe it. My next favorite being the Space Marines… I mean, c’mon… MARINES… IN SPACE! Their armor and weaponry is just the sex, as is the Dreadnought… and let alone the Gray Knights from Dark Crusade… they can demolish 4 armies on them with just a librarian. Now onto my least favorite… Eldar being the most hated. The Eldar are whiny little arrogant ass fucks who deserve nothing but the one of the pieces of the Blood Raven’s creed, “Kill the Alien.” Next being the Necrons… easiest faction in the game and are just plain fsckin’ cheap. Then the Tau Empire… ick, bunch of Manchu dynasty wannabes that are completely worthless and dumb. The Kroot… yeah, Predator clones that eat flesh with blaster sticks, I hate ‘em. They’re all covered in armor and have odd leg structures and such, and they ripped off the Star Wars’ Trade Federation attack tanks, they hover around and pewpew the enemy. Then there is the dumb Mechno warriors they have, and they just piss me off, a lot. /endrant

Zomg, DvDs!

icecreamsoldier — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:21:51 +0000

So, I recently went out this weekend and got a load of nice DvDs, needless to say it made my weekend happy. The long list included lots of collector’s edition items, and they make me have accident in me pants. First one I saw was Terminator 2, and I knew I needed it… the shiny metallic case with the Terminator face on it? *Checks price and jumps with glee at the $20 price tag* I needed it, as an Arnold and Sci-Fi fan.

Next I saw was Day of the Dead… no darn contest there, collector’s edition was to be MINE! I was going to get the Dawn of the Dead remake, as well… but fuck that dumb excuse for gore and Ving Rhames with a shotgun…. yeahano. I digress, Day of the Dead…. yes, Dot-D. One of the best movies in human exsistance, and my favorite horror film, and as soon as I saw the $20 price tag LOLINDABAG.

Next I saw was the the war movie section… and god was it lackluster, ick. Bunch of shitty 30′s films. The only one I saw worth buying was Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier. Another collector’s edition, and I’m actually watching it right now. Fine movie, in my opinion.

Then I saw it, the diamond in the rough, behind lots of shitty action movies the savior was there… Conan: The Complete Quest. I need not say anymore, it was THE SEX! *Cue ‘best day ever’ music* damn it was nice, the commentary, the sequel, all of it. Sex. Well, now onto more topics… on another post. /poof!

Back in WoW.

icecreamsoldier — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:59:45 +0000

After some time, I’ve finally gotten back into World of Warcraft on my main character, Noredi!

I hope to have as much fun as always with the bastard, too! In terms of RP, he’s hard to get along with, very violent and bitter. Missing his girlfriend and on the hunt to kill his ex-wife who betrayed him and almost killed him and his daughter. Bitch better watch out…

Big Brother (OH NOES!!)

icecreamsoldier — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:45:01 +0000

OK, to get one thing straight, I’m a die-hard Republican until the death. I don’t care what anyone says.

Everyone these days are talking about public cameras and how they’re “bad”. Yeah, bullshit. Last time it stopped someone from raping someone I’m sure the Rapist said “Oh, the government made me do it, I have a thirst for the fame.” Such a load. In all honesty, I welcome public cameras and speakers to anywhere. Why? To prevent simple shit that could potentially harm myself, and to get this loose-as-hell country to straighten it’s act on small Laws, like J-walking, Littering, even Loitering. Some people go close to saying that it’ll be the beginning of the end, saying that they’ll have them in our showers and shit. I reiterate, bullshit. Even if this happened I’d put on some purdy pink panties and dance around for Jim, the 43 year-old surveillance expert in the CIA headquarters while rubbing my nipples with cool whip and vanilla ice cream. I say to hell with these anarchist homos saying down with it. It’s the government. You don’t disobey unless it’s unjust, and it’s perfectly fine with me.

I’ve been hit!

icecreamsoldier — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:53:03 +0000

I’m going down, spiraling downward in a mist of tears, blood, and lots of anger. I’ve been broken up with. [imitates WW1 biplane going down] I tried my hardest to love, and it just blew up in my face like a bomb blowing the face off of a EOD guy. It’s rough, to say the least. I believe Ace Levy from Starship Troopers put it best, “It’s funny how they always wanna be your friends after they stomp your guts out.“

So depressed, but I have here to vent my deep most thoughts, I guess. Why someone would do this to me after I give such devout love and care is beyond me. It’s always them and not me. Well it obviously is me if it happens like this, ain’t it?! Such a load of crap, I swear. Why can’t a nice, kind, caring person like me find a woman that I’m attracted to physically and mentally without them growing talons and gouging my eyes out right when I’m finally happy? Bah, seems life likes to treat me unfairly for some reason or another, all I can do is pray and keep hope. After all, all we have is hope in such bleak times as these. She says to me that she needs time, and shouldn’t have rushed into a relationship, yeah. And she’s near crying because I don’t wanna talk to her. Bullshit, I say, Complete bullshit. If you break up with someone, you really don’t want to love them anymore, so why do people expect nice little friendships after they crush a person’s heart? It’s not freaking possible! I hate people, such enigmas.

Ye olde Xboxith

icecreamsoldier — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:25:55 +0000

Well, I found my old stack of Xbox games and I’ve been having fun with them since, Fable, Mercenaries, Knights Of The Old Republic II, Brothers In Arms, Star Wars Republic Commando, and even Jet Set Radio Future. By far, Mercenaries is the best console game to date, I never get tired of it, and it leaves me craving more… I wish they made it for the PC, I’d probably beat it if that were so. Also, the most prominant RPG title I own, Fable, is one of the better games… but it’s customization stops at the leading male role who looks like the young William Wallace in Braveheart… I mean, it’s got real great gameplay and stuff, but I wanna be able to make my own character from scratch. Which brings me to KOTOR2:TSL, This is a good sequel game, and thats saying a lot, but theres one thing which I hate: The level design. I mean… the first world you’re on really discourages people from playing forward, I myself stopped a few minutes ago… not wanting to go through it, and the rest are just blech. Not as good as the first, which was a god among RPGs. The rest are just silly shooter games, except for Republic Commmando. Republic Commando is one of the better shooter games in the entire universe simply because it has good Squad control. You can really tell them what the feck to do and when. Well, enough of my rantage about ancient games that I wanna play.

Another one of those introductions

icecreamsoldier — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:46:02 +0000

I play World of Warcraft, such a wonderful game it is to me. I enjoy it like and unlike many, so I don’t give a fuck what anyone says about it. I Roleplay in it, basically I pretend to be my character. Lame sounding? Maybe. Fun? More then you’ll ever know. I guess we’re picking up with my main character.

Noredi Anlon, the Level 41 Human Alliance Warrior for hire, son of Caulus, Husband of Fehnia, Father of Velicia. Former fiance of Gillia, loyal to Camigwyn and their order… The Eversong Accord. Defenders of what’s left of the light, promising to protect the Naaru from the Highbourne’s imprisonment of them for their powers, and restore to the Draenei their Gods. Noredi is a very traumatized man, many will come to know. He’s lost a lot, but he wants to kill more then ever before, the bloodlust rises again to claim more souls into the Twisting Nether.

Merry Christmas, no Jews allowed.

icecreamsoldier — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:49:15 +0000

Yeah, no Jews allowed out of their homes today, for it is my people’s day.

Today sucked, it really damn well did. First off, I woke up to my dog rubbing her paw in my face to wake me up, she almost poked me in the eye twice. Then it was OK, I opened some gifts.. got some new gloves, a neat new leather wallet, shirts and lots of socks… lots of fucking socks. Then it was off to my Grandmother’s! I usually have a really great time there, which I did at the beginning, but this year 99% of ALL my video game gifts got lost in shipping and they’re not coming until about next week, which is when I get my video card. So I opened up some nice spicey candy, Wasabi beans (Which are as hot as a dog’s asshole) some undies, and my second favorite movie of all time, Gladiator. I had so much fun just looking at the box… General Maximus standing in leather slave armor, ready for battle… ugh, boner. Other then that, I recieved nothing…. I watched gift after gift get passed out to everyone I knew, even my dog and bird got more then I. I felt alone and unloved, needless to say. So I went into her spare room and napped until we had to eat and then leave. Yeah, epitome of fun. So I get home and pop in Gladiator and my day seems to be turning around for once! I’m watching him at the Battle of Carthage scene and he’s kicking ass, I wish I could feel how he felt with the Gladius in his hand downing the black lady archers in the chariots. Mmmm, delicious. Funny thing is that since that I’ve done nothing. I’ve eaten and slept, but nothing more then that… This Christmas doesn’t feel like it. Hell, the only time it did is when I prayed for my savior.